Well, I figured out why I'm so fat. The shampoo I use in the shower runs down my body and says, "for extra volume and body." I'm going to start using Dawn dish washing soap. It says, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove!!"
Ah ha ha ha ha!!! This was my Aunt's status on facebook today.
I guess I've been trying to figure out how I feel today. I don't know. I've been having strange dreams recently, that aren't helping me. I have been telling my dreams to a good friend of mine, and all she says in response is, "Your dreams are so weird and random. At least mine are a cumulative of what I have happen in my life. Yours make no sense whatsoever." And it's kinda true.
Thankfully, none of them have come true recently. But a lot of them would happen in the long term. You know, years down the road. But maybe I shouldn't think about them, but keep a faithful record of them. You know, in case they should come true somewhere down the road.
And I keep trying to make a friend feel uncomfortable. But I haven't figured out anything that I can say other than something my sister said to me once, "Would it be too much to ask you to get my phone for me? It's in my bra." The same sister wants me to say, "We may be better friends, but I still don't know you biblically," then wink. Mandy wants me to say the same thing, but 'anatomically.' I don't know that I could say either.
I don't know what I'm trying to say in this blog, so I'm going to end it. Thanks for reading. Goodnight, and good luck.
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